Rules for Booty Calls

Lately this guy has been texting me almost every day, off his baby mama's phone. He's been trying to hang out, thinking I'm stupid and don't know that "hanging out" means he wants to come over and fuck.  It's just pathetic how he doesn't realize I think he's a total loser. I don't think he's worth texting back (texting all this would be a bitch anyway) So I'm just going to say everything here for lolz.

#1
You've been texting me almost every day for over a month and I haven't responded so why do you think I will tomorrow?

#2
You're texting me off your girlfriends phone. That's kind of fucked up you're using her phone to try and cheat on her with.

#3
Maybe you're little games worked when we were 13 and 14 but now we're 19 (almost 20) and 21. Things have drastically changed over the years, for me at least. Back then I was a little girl with no self esteem, now working full time and having my own apartment has made me actually believe in myself and being able to change things in my life.
You on the other hand are the same as you were back then. Still living in your mom's house smoking weed all day, unemployed and still no high school diploma, no drivers license and now you have a kid? You can't even support yourself. You're a child.

You really wonder why I have no interest in you?


2 months ago I was bored so when he texted me I gave in and said he come over. Dumbass doesn't drive though so he was walking. My iPhone says that's 6 miles. You're going to walk that far just because you think you might get lucky for 5 minutes (that's being generous, he doesn't last that long) That's just pathetic.

Then he walks half way and has the nerve to ask me to pay for a cab to come get him, because he wants a booty call.
I don't know whether to LMAO or be disgusted.




So
Rules For Booty Calls

#1
Don't settle for a guy because you think you can't do any better, you can.
#2
If a guy has to text you off his girlfriends phone and wants you to pay for him to come over so he can get laid, he's not worth your time.
#3
If he sucks in bed try drugging his drink with liquid Extenze.

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JPOP meets Metal

Here's some crazy shit from Japan. What happens when you mix three 12 year old Japanese girls and metal?

BABYMETAL 

I love these girls! Why can't American 12 year old girls (Justin Bieber) be this cool?
I made both songs ringtones on my iPhone so now they're my wake up alarm.
Check out the videos and prepare to be WTF'd!

They even rap for a minute in this one which I thought was hilarious

Where's this blood coming from?

Lately I can not get enough of Smosh's new Shut Up Cartoons. Specifically Pubertina. I found Pubertina on youtube about a week ago and I've viewed all (4 so far) of the episodes multiple times. The series is about an 11 year old girl named Pubertina and her best friend Debs and their adventures through puberty. The topics vary from crushes, acne, tampons and more.

I've seen a lot of negative youtube comments for Pubertina. So much of a negative response that the ratings have been disabled for all of the videos. My guess is that these comments are mostly coming from guys. Many comments I read were something to the degree "this is so disgusting". Guess what? Being a young girl, going through puberty is disgusting. It's a part of life. People need to stop over-reacting to these videos. "Oh well what if children see this" they're going to anyway in a few years. Besides if a parent doesn't want their kid to watch it it's their job to censor what their kid sees. "The animation sucks" Different artists have different styles. I personally like the child-like animation, it fits the series. "Smosh is only doing this for money" There are so many TV channels that play way worse stuff (MTV Jersey Shore) for the sake of money.

I find this series hilarious and some resemblance to my own experiences. My mother telling me I was too young for tampons, IMing perverts online not really understanding it in that same naive way, obsessing over Justin Timberlake, etc.
Go check out Pubertina at the links below! If you like them there's also links to download songs off iTunes.

Pubertina #1: Rusty Sprinkler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFToVI44Z98

In the first episode we are intorduced to Pubertina and Debs. It parodies tweens obsessed with Justin Bieber, or Rusty Sprinkler who then shows up at Pubertina's school to sing her a song that's not about her.
Rusty Sprinkler's hit song "This Song is Not About You" can be downloaded from iTunes here:  http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rusty-sprinkler-this-songs/id523157328

Pubertina #2: Acne Cream
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN1MLkp1iYs&feature=relmfu

Pubertina gets conned by an older kid into buying some 'acne cream'.
This was random but I thought the pizza's voice sounded like KristinRose of FNC's Gertrude. (Never heard of KristinRose? Check her out! https://twitter.com/#!/KristinRoseFNC  & http://www.youtube.com/user/KristinBabyCakes )

Pubertina #3: Tampon Dreamin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gya6BppQMjk&feature=endscreen&NR=1

Pubertina wants a tampon, she doesn't have a dime. She wants someone to show her how to insert it, if they have the time.
If you liked this episode download 'The Tampon Song' on iTunes here:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/tampon-song-feat.-emily-brundige/id527860562

Pubertina #4: Boy Crazy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=XOSvnobPp7w
This episode and #3 tie as my favorites. In this episode Pubertina has a crush on a boy but when that doesn't work out her and Debs turn to looking for love online.
When I was 12 my friend and I pretty much had the same conversation with someone back in the days when AIM was the shit, perhaps it was also StalkerJoe? 


Pubertina 4/5

First Post

Hello interweb people! I am JustSomeStonedGirl (JSSG). I've been thinking about doing this for a while, starting a blog just to talk about the random things that pop into my mind. This blog is going to include everything from random anime,tv, music, and internet video and game reviews to my random observations of everyday life.

I'm just some stoned girl talking about random stuff, so I doubt anyone will really read it, however I think it will be fun for me to get high and write about various things I like.

If you just read all that, thank you! Stay tuned, I've got a lot more to come!